It really must!
Last year many of you were generous enough to support my IndieGogo campaign to buy equipment to start my own webseries. With that money I got a camera, software, a microphone, and some other accessories. (I already have a green screen and am trying to figure out what one does with footage shot in front of it.)
Since then a lot of you have asked me when the show will be up and running. And the answer is... I hope very soon.
I could tell you that I started a new job a month ago and have been adjusting to a new schedule, and that I'm trying to do home repairs and eventually move, and that there have been various other distractions. And all of that is true. But the simple truth is that the hold up boils down to one thing:
I have no idea what I'm doing.
I've never done this before! I've never used a camera this advanced, or edited footage beyond that one vlog that one time, or used a green screen, or converted screencaptures to footage, or, or or... and it's all sort of intimidating and overwhelming. And when I get intimidated and overwhelmed I have this awful habit of procrastinating. Aaaaaaand that's really what's been going on. I've been looking at all this stuff and tinkering with it and then going OMG SCARY! and backing off.
Which is pretty silly, isn't it? There's only one way to figure out how to do this, and that's by doing it.
So I'm making a game plan. I'm making up a list of dumb questions to ask the producers I know. I'm reading user's manuals (exciting!). I may do some off-the-cuff livestreaming to try and tinker at some point.
And with any luck this will yield a web series for all of you to heckle and/or enjoy pretty soon. My goal date is to have something to show you by the 4th of July. That gives me a month and a half to do some studying and make something. And maybe that something will even be half decent!
I also have about six or seven blog posts kicking around my head that I haven't written because I don't spend nearly as much time at the computer as I used to these days. (And yes, the meatspace is scary. But sometimes it's also fun and sometimes it also pays you money. Sometimes both.) But I'm going to try and update this little corner of the internet more often as well.
All of that said, thank you again for your generosity and patience. I shall endeavor to make it worth your while in as many non-porny ways as I can muster.