Tuesday, February 12, 2013

A Brief Interlude

I do not like you, 50 Shades.
There are far superior marital aids.

I do not like your hacky prose,
In fact I think it really blows.

And though I would like slimmer hips,
I doubt I'll get them by biting my lips.

So take this "workout" thing and shove it –
even if the sheltered housewives love it.

I do not like you, 50 Shades of Grey,
When oh when will you go away?!

(Actual content coming later this week.  Promise.)


  1. I am the only one that constantly reads marital as martial? Follow up, can we start using martial aids as a euphemism for firearms?

  2. Marital aids ? Huh ? Wha ... ?

    Are we REALLY dealing with "50 shades of MAXIMUM SUCKAGE" ?

    Listen people if you really want to read a VERY cool BDSM kind of story, please do read the "Story of O" and preferably in french ...